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Chapter 3: "Jalen The Loser"

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Mathloom, Apr 2, 2022.

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Is Jalen a winner or a loser?

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  1. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist
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    In this chapter, we jump ahead of the predictable narrative before the haters get there. We all know what comes next. When the advanced stats to support an old narrative go away, the easy play becomes to blame Jalen for something that one player does not have to do alone to prove anything.

    However, Jalen is his own biggest critic. This streak is all a lot of fun to us, but to a competitor like Jalen it doesn't take long to not be satisfied anymore. He feels the end of a season with no hope of contention and it doesn't sit well with him. He starts to identify the players who do and don't have championship DNA. You can see this early in MJ and Kobe's careers.

    All time greats ALWAYS start off respecting the hierarchy and system even if it sucks, and their early performances look meek as a result. It's not until the second half they get fed up and not until sophomore season that they start calling those guys out. You can't see it now because of his demeanour, but you will remember when it happens. The same way he intentionally torched Melo then called him out in the post game, he will f*ck a Rocket up if they're not here to win from next season - in his soft spoken way, with nail polish and long hair. He's going to teach them to man up on the inside.

    So as this summer arrives and we start hearing the echoes of broken ankles calling Jalen a loser, I want to reassure you that no rookie will put more hours of work in than Jalen Green this summer. The reason why the best possible outcome unfolded for him after his rough start was just hard work. It's the only way he knows how to deal with doubts and that's a much-rewarded attitude we have seen in history.

    My prediction for the end of this chapter: Jalen will make the biggest jump out of Barnes, Mobley and Cade and he will never look back again. His 2nd season will be better offensively and defensively than Kobe Bryant's 3rd season.

    Is Jalen going to be a winner or a loser?
     
    #1 Mathloom, Apr 2, 2022
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  2. vator

    vator Contributing Member

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    We need him to lose 4 more times though.
     
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  3. Rocketeer

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    Chapter 3 needs a revision, and a few more drafts before print.
     
  4. ThatBoyNick

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    Looks like a loser to me
     
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    literally the worst player in the NBA . . . so I've been told
     
  7. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist
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    I wanted to give the haters a head start while we keep celebrating. Really, when there are no games (summer), it's hater season because games are what shut them up.

    It's what they are going to do all summer long. So over here, even if they call him that, let's keep on pulling for Jalen.
     
  8. Believe It!

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    Jalen
    Cade
    Barnes
    Mobley
    ETC...

    Will probably all make big strides this summer.

    Make no doubt, the 21 draft is gonna go down as one of the best ever.

    Green is gold. The sky's the limit.
     
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  9. RasaqBoi

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    @Jontro needs to post chapter 69.
     
  10. DreamR

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    The title of this thread makes it seem like it was made by a Green hater
     
  11. T for 3

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    hahah nice avi, I assumed the guy was butt naked, I'll give him a little credit for the American flag speedo, or is that photoshopped?
     
  12. Jontro

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    please, mister, think about the children. we need to teach them to fap first
     
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  13. RasaqBoi

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    lmao. Wise words from Dirk Diggler. Just post it after midnight and nobody will notice. I can’t wait for it.
     
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    nope, that's the Streaker in all his American glory

    streaker full picture.png
     
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  15. durvasa

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    No, I think the quotes make it seem like it’s quoting the Green haters.
     
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  16. ThatBoyNick

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    I’d read that

    I’d read the hell out of it

    its just going to be a bunch of pages stuck together
     
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  17. clos4life

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    Man, JG's rookie season not even over and already chapter 3? My goodness, not even King and Sanderson are as prolific.
     
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  18. T for 3

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    The funniest thing is that offensive lineman sized mf barreling in for the tackle.
     
  19. flamingdts

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    They can afford to win one against Brooklyn.
     
  20. DreamR

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    Good point. I don't know how I didn't see that. I suppose my dream of becoming a proof reader is over.
     

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