CF Smeg Fantasy Footy 2013 Smack Board

My Longhorn DL outscores your QB brah.

 

Yeah, but instead of spending money on diapers I spend money on 93 octane gas, t***, beer and video games.

 

The best part of a Ziggy loss this week was we've been spared seeing pictures of Randy Bullock, shirtless, drinking out of a water fountain shaped like a naked cherub. And for that, moes, you have our collective thanks.

 

I have bad luck this year..everytime I score over 125 only 1 other person has a higher score land it's the guy I'm playing. Damn

 

Vontaze Burfict just a ******* machine.

 

Put in Lafell over Vereen and won. Boom b****es.

 

My team sucked this week so here's a pic of JGL for y'alls pleasure.

 

Lulz Fade, I bet you were kinda pissed when Ted Ginn of all people scored that TD at the end, in our other league. I won by 1 point thanks to the kicker. Stupid Olsen had me skeert.

 

Honestly, man, I didn't even bother to check the end result. This year is sort of a lost cause.

 

So when do playoffs start and how does the seeding work?

 

A hug for Steven Hauschka. Started, but didn't even have to play.

 

Strategically pulling RG3 and taking a zero because of the sacks minus 2.

#winning

 

Y'all bozos are playing not to lose. Very sad state of affairs in this once competitive league. None of y'all deserve turkey this year.

 

You're right. "Coach Ziggy left Stephen Hauschka in the lineup despite the fact that he was on a bye week." "The bad decision is more of the same for Coach Ziggy, whose game day decisions are the worst in the league."

 

Haschka has been great all year, I don't need him looking over his shoulder thinking he may lose his job. Team moral bro. Y'all guys don't even understand fantasy karma? I'm thinking about doing a seminar and pre-draft camp if you guys want in. $250/hr.

 

Crabtree back now, my team has too many weapons.

 

Looks like I'm going to sneak into the playoffs! Tee hee hee hee hee!!

 

Dookie has a lot of work to do in that 18 degree night tomorrow. Ziggy will be posting a picture of McCoy for me in a bit. War my defensive tackle getting over 20 points . I have no idea what he even did, but it awesome.

 

Wow.. my second-lowest score all year. Entire team pretty much crapped the bed this week.

 

I am the Dennis Green of this league.

****ing John Abraham.