Pat Robertson, the founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network, delivers a closing prayer during celebrations marking the 40th anniversary of the on-air debut of the network, Monday, Oct. 1, 2001, in Virginia Beach, Va. (AP Photo/Gary C. Knapp)
"At a secret ceremony, Pat Robertson practices his occult sleep spell on the two unwitting victims behind him."
Tired of the popularity of his costume mask, the late Richard Nixon desparately tries to start a new fad by donning a Pat Robertson mask during a fundraiser speech.
Pat's reaction when half of his purple "AirForce/Army Pat Robertson Navy/Marines God will Say 'Well Done'" banner folds over to spell a very 'MAD'dening, "my son es Gay Wee"
Ever so discretely, the primary colors of red, yellow, and blue continue their monopoly over the color world.