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Being a Houston Rockets fan is like...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Thefabman, Apr 19, 2012.

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    being a fan of getting kicked in the nuts by a horse while doing a split.

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    Being on a Carousel.
     
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    Shaving with a cheese grater
     
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    Deja vu and/or ground hog day
     
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    getting blue balls once a year in April. And then again when the trade deadline rolls around.
     
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    shaving ur balls without water
     
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    like being a fan of a team that lost their franchise player way before he even began his prime. =(
     
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    slamming your junk in a drawer
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    it's like blowing your paycheck on the pretty girl at the bar, only to watch her walk out with another guy
     
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    It's like having your balls put on a table, just your balls, and a dumbbell (the heavy sides) dropped onto them, crushing them into bits and pieces.
     
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    Being a Houston Rockets fan is amazing..i love the team..even though we have long periods of not playing well and making it to the post season or being able to nab that superstar player we all pray for every year..and being so plagued by injuries..We are due Houston Fans...and part of being a fan of a team is being there through the ups and downs..Makes it so much sweeter.
     
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    Zipping up your zipper too fast.
     
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    Makes me want to listen to the heart break Kanye West Album all last night! They build you up and kick you and then suplex your a$$. Then during the game it feels like they have you in a figure four the whole 4th quarter.

    I wish I didnt love sports as much as I do.... (Not!!!)
     

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