BBS Resident Experts

I'm suprised no one mentioned relationship experts we are certainlyy no short of yet.

 

Anything you need to know about Arkansas.

 

and before one of you smart asses gets a chance... obviously not spelling

 

Just do exactly the opposite of what Manny Ramirez does.

 

Finally...someone with the expertise to answer my question:

How many hillbillies does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Watch it. That's a banable offense.

Also, I like how pasox thinks ATrain is a movie expert. I'm 100 times the expert he is.

ATrain on movies: STAR WARS PWN3D EVERY MOVIE EVER. LOLOLOL. TTYL.

 

heh....

for a background on me as far as my careers...
obviously...Im a bigtime computer geek....I used to build and repair computers from 94 to last year....and now Im a network admin.....

Before then I was a certified mechanic from 85- 95

so, while I dont consider myself a 'expert'....I certainly am qualified to give advice on those two areas.


also...he doesnt show it...but codell knows a goodly amount about computer hardware...so you shouldnt leav him out of that area.

others here that give good computer advice: Vengeance, rHEAD, DOD...

there are several others...but those are the guys right off the top of my head that know their stuff.

 

R2K - where are you working now?


I'm far from an expert, but I'll throw out my input on a few things:

- DVDs/Movies
- Computers
- 24, Sopranos, Married With Children, Simpsons, Quantum Leap..
- BBS Basketball Games
- XBOX


Guys I consider experts:

Computers - R2K, X34
DVDs/Movies - RM95, drapg, mrpaige
Sports Cards - VesceySux
Seinfeld - codell
Simpsons - moestavern19, A-Train
BBS Hoop Games - KAM!
Photos - rockHEAD
PC Games - Castor27, Red
Chemistry - Isabel
Stand-Up - Another Brother

Everything - Jeff, MacBeth, MadMax


Resident Jackass - .... take a guess.

 

wow. what a blow. up until reading this thread, i thought everyone on the bbs was an expert on everything.

 

Wow, that would make me like the God Emperor Expert of movies, then...

 

Bah. You just don't comprehend my Golden Path.

 

well...Im ashamed to admit that right now Im working as a chemical inspector/lab tech.
the IT industry sucks balls right now...noone wants to hire a entry level network admin.
Hell, Im about ready to take a tech support/tech job just to get my foot in the door...I did intern at the college district office...but because of the state-wide education budget cuts...they didnt have the budget to actually hire me fulltime with pay.

you know someplace looking for a guy that knows Linux/Win/Novell?

this would be me also!...

 

I work in the IT field, so put me down in the computers category.

R2K - Do you have much experience? I'm working in an admin role now, specifically supporting our company's web infrastructure. But I had to spend 3 years doing desktop support and various other projects before I landed this postion. I have some contacts at some of the recruiting agencies around town, so I could pass your resume on or something if you want.

Back on topic -
College Football would be another one.

 

-Cell Phones - Tmobile in particular
-Reasons why not to buy a car before driving it

-High school (and reasons not to take AP classes)
-How to cheat in High school

 

I'll volunteer my services as the resident Rockets expert around here.

Oh, and I'm your man if you ever run into legal (criminal) problems or have a loved one in jail/prison.

On a related note, I can share some of Baqui's responsibilities.

 

I guess you might call me an expert on the lifestyle of a certain segment of our population during the late '60's.

 

i guess i could be the resident math expert. unfortunately, me being able to do math really well in my head usually won't come in handy b/c you can just get a calculator for your answer in the time it would take to post.

but for any of those little websites where they do some weird math trick (like start with a number, multiply by something, add something, and now it's your number again) i can hook you up.


oh, and if you graduate and adeels high school cheating is no longer helpful, i've got college covered.

 

Electronics and computer hardware....

 

Barbecue. I am the GrillMaster