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Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Masturbating In Truck Near Preschool

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  1. IBTL

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    Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Masturbating In Truck Near Preschool -

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ariz...masturbating-truck_n_635007e2e4b03e8038da457f

    PARTY OF FAMILY VALUES!!

    Bonus 1 -
    Kaufman said he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left.”

    Bonus 2 -
    He was watching interracial p*rn

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    Police report - Fondling himself in a 'reckless' manner

    Bonus 4 -
    Happened in 'surprise' arizona ..oops surprise mfer!!









     
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    Going to get a nice bump in the polls.
     
  5. Amiga

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    he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left.”
     
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    He will be running for senate in a few years.
     
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    Who among us?
     
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    I'm awaiting @Commodore's piquant defense of Mr. Kaufman's behavior.
     
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    He was set up by the Deep State.
     
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    lol couldn't make this up
     
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    Fake news, doesn't matter what he does in his personal life, will he be a reliable GOP voting member even in a jail cell, nothing else is important only advancing the Republican agenda no matter the cost...
     
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    At least he was watching interracial p*rn. That’s a sign of progress. ;)
     
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    Antifa
     
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    Lol so far in the report it doesn't say anything specific about him masturbating to children. He was just in an area that had a school nearby. Still creepy dude. Why the hell you jerking it in a car out in public where everyone can see you?


    Anyways if you want to go the hypocrisy angle with right wing addiction to using children as shields to an hate trans people or drag queens just go on about how parents indoctrinate kids with religion. They get in a mental gymnastics pretzel.
     
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    Depends on who was doing who, could be some master slave fantasies going on.;)
     
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    More exciting that way. I don't public masturbate, but I am extremely fond of public sex.
     
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    half these politicians talking about “family values” are pedos, creeps, and pervs

    some of them are anti-trans, but got a trans male or female on the side

    the projecting that they do is just too much
     
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    dude looks like Jared from Subway
     
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    half the GOP would be stereotypical Catholic priests if they weren’t in politics
     
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