My wife informed me the other day that you are indeed supposed to tip at Sonic. Made me feel like an ass considering the fact that I eat there, at the same one, at least once or twice a week. I am sure they are spitting in my food. Also, has anyone noticed that Subway has tip cups now? I have been to 3 difference Subways in the last 2 weeks and all of them have a paper cup with "Tip" written crudely in black marker on it.
Good post.................................................................Nicely done there...................................................Yeah, so that was a very good response...............................................Allrighty then, I'll just be heading out, unless there's anything else..........you need?..........................................Well then.............................................As I said, excellent post...........................................Ok, I guess I'll just get back to my regular job over here..........................................the one that helps support my 3 wives and 37 kids.................................Yeah, whoo-boy, 37.....................think of that........................................ Ahem.
What? I'm not going to tip at Sonic. Tipping is getting out of hand. I hate feeling like my $2.99 meal is actually $3.99 plus tax due to the required tipping.
Ahhh yes, some of the greatest lines from one of the greatest movies. ________________________________ EDDIE All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady. Come on. Throw in a buck. MR. PINK Uh-uh. I don't tip. EDDIE You don't tip? MR. PINK No - I don't believe in it. EDDIE You don't believe in tipping? MR. BLUE You know what these chicks make? They make ****. MR. PINK Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. (Mr. Blonde laughs.) EDDIE I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? MR. PINK I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. (Eddie laughs.) I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job. MR. BLUE Hey, this girl was nice. MR. PINK She was OK - but she wasn't anything special. MR. BLUE What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick? (They laugh.) EDDIE I'd go over 12% for that. MR. PINK Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long ****in time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times MR. BLONDE Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too ****ing busy? MR. PINK Words "too ****ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary. EDDIE Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last ****ing thing you need's another cup of coffee. MR. PINK Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. MR. BLUE You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? (Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.) MR. PINK You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. MR. WHITE You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. MR. PINK So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bull****. MR. WHITE Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips. MR. PINK (pauses) **** all that. (They all laugh.) MR. BROWN Jesus Christ! MR. PINK Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bull**** you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to ****in type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big ****in' surprise. MR. ORANGE Hey - he's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. EDDIE Hey! Leave the dollars there. JOE All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? MR. ORANGE Mr. Pink. JOE Mr. Pink? Why not? MR. ORANGE He don't tip. JOE He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip? MR. ORANGE He don't believe in it. JOE Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap b*stard. I paid for your ******* breakfast. MR. PINK Alright - since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, but normally I would never do this. JOE Never mind what you normally would do. Just cough in your ******* buck like everybody else. Thank you.
Yep they wrapped up everything including my dirty dishes and laundry... I didnt know how much was a fair deal. After all was said and done, it cost my company roughly $6,000 to move me from Houston to Austin.
