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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mulletman, Feb 10, 2005.

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  1. mulletman

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    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=/nm/20050210/od_nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

    She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

    Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
     
    #1 mulletman, Feb 10, 2005
  2. synergy

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    speechless.......
     
    #2 synergy, Feb 10, 2005
  3. weakfromtoday

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    This week on the Clutchfans BBS

    Crazy Europeans: 2

    Testicles: 0
     
    #3 weakfromtoday, Feb 10, 2005
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    she have ball.
     
    #4 pirc1, Feb 10, 2005
  5. Surfguy

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    So, she ripped open his ball sac?

    That had to hurt. :eek:
     
    #5 Surfguy, Feb 10, 2005
  6. Jeff

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    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
     
    #6 Jeff, Feb 10, 2005
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    "Next, on Fear Factor..."
     
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  8. Isabel

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    There are some sick, sick people out there, and some of them are women. :( Seem to be a lot of stories like that on the bbs lately. Psycho b!tch... I mean, how would she feel if someone did that to her [part of the anatomy - fill in the blank] ? Anyway, we're not all like that.
     
    #8 Isabel, Feb 10, 2005
  9. Rashmon

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    What male would refuse sex? He deserved it.



    :D
     
    #9 Rashmon, Feb 10, 2005
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    You know what's funny, the title of the Rueters story actually is "Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" LMFAO.

    Man, why would a 37 year old refuse sex from a 24 year old. She must be fugly, or maybe he knew she was crazy already.
     
    #10 Oski2005, Feb 10, 2005
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    One of my nuts just got a cramp.

    Thanks
     
    #11 swilkins, Feb 10, 2005
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    He still has one right? Or maybe he'll be completely sterile because of the whole incident - in which case, he might as well have no testicles. Them him and the rugby guy can start a support group together.
     
    #12 meggoleggo, Feb 10, 2005
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    :D
     
    #13 BlastOff, Feb 10, 2005
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    OUCH

    Gentlemen - remember this the next time you turn your loved one down when shes drunk
     
    #14 ROCKSS, Feb 10, 2005
  15. Rocket River

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    "I ball Alone?"
     
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    She really had him by the ball.
     
    #16 RocketsPimp, Feb 10, 2005
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    5 points for the thread title
    5 points for the report. Nicely Done.

    Rashmon, I have two words for you: Oprah Naked
     
    #17 SwoLy-D, Feb 10, 2005
  18. Rashmon

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    Touche!

    Of course, once I am blinded at first glance it won't matter, especially if there is $$$ in it for me...
     
    #18 Rashmon, Feb 10, 2005
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    I got four words for you: Oprah, Naked AND Rich
     
    #19 SwoLy-D, Feb 10, 2005
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    I would rate the wife above Xena in terms of sheer strength...
     
    #20 kwik_e_mart, Feb 10, 2005
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