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A homosexual jumped on my car last night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, Jun 24, 2007.

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  1. Bobblehead

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    At least he didn't jump in your pooper!!
     
    #21 Bobblehead, Jun 24, 2007
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    i would've been really angry. I always carry a bat in my car anyways.
     
    #22 dntrwl, Jun 24, 2007
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    This ain't a movie, I'm not an actor. Don't mistake the Uzi for being a couple pack of firecracker.
     
    #23 TMac640, Jun 24, 2007
  4. bladeage

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    ROFLL
     
    #24 bladeage, Jun 24, 2007
  5. Yaozer

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    I was thinking the same.. was it a pink mustang by any chance?
     
    #25 Yaozer, Jun 24, 2007
  6. codell

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    Numbers?

    That place is STILL around? :eek:
     
    #26 codell, Jun 24, 2007
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    Can someone explain to me the origins of the "Hispanic" one-liner that keeps popping up everywhere?
     
    #27 thacabbage, Jun 24, 2007
  8. Jumbo Mutombo

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    You should have your car tested for HIV immediately.
     
    #28 Jumbo Mutombo, Jun 24, 2007
  9. geeimsobored

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    This thread makes me think of Louis CK's bit on homosexuality.

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yPvVnrV1tow"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yPvVnrV1tow" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
    #29 geeimsobored, Jun 24, 2007
  10. Rashmon

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    Do you have a large hood ornament that may have acted as a lure?
     
    #30 Rashmon, Jun 24, 2007
  11. hooroo

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    the gaydar doesn't lie.
     
    #31 hooroo, Jun 24, 2007
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    Is "car" another one of those slang terms that you promiscuous youths use to confuse adults?
     
    #32 nyquil82, Jun 24, 2007
  13. bladeage

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    man that would make a great tshirt...

    "A Homosexual Jumped on my Car Last Night and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt!"
     
    #33 bladeage, Jun 24, 2007
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    Batman was driving a Forester?
     
    #34 basso, Jun 24, 2007
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    HAHA!
     
    #35 TTRocket, Jun 24, 2007
  16. WhoMikeJames

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    Did you accelerate when he got on top of the car?
     
    #36 WhoMikeJames, Jun 24, 2007
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    That's what you get for driving a Miata.
     
    #37 KingCheetah, Jun 24, 2007
  18. kpsta

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    Maybe he just needed a ride, ride...
     
    #38 kpsta, Jun 24, 2007
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    I am SHOCKED that something like this could happen in that area of town!
     
    #39 ima_drummer2k, Jun 25, 2007
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    dittttttto.
     
    #40 finalsbound, Jun 25, 2007
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