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On my soap box yelling into megaphones Killing hard rocks using carcasses as stepping stones -Sage Francis
Elliot should go, but Paris will.
God, it's me, Jugdish. Game 7, please?
How about acting like yourself? cRaZy!
A man with a big orange in the place of half of his head walks into a bar. "Give me a Bud," he tells the bartender. The bartender turns...
Man, that would have taken the Clippers, Lakers, Kings, and Sonics out of the picture and put the Rockets in the 8 spot.
What do you call a black man who flies planes for a living? A pilot, you f***ing racist!
Yeah, I forgot that part. The bridge is too weak to carry more than two people at any time. So yes, only one or two. There is a combination.
Doesn't qualify as "lateral thinking", but this is the best puzzle I've ever come across. I was told they give it to Microsoft applicants at their...
That reminds me of a story my college roommate always used to tell: In middle school, his class went to see The Joy Luck Club (great idea for a...
After game 7 against the Mavs last year, in the cab home from the bar, I let out a silent one. It was coated with the pungent rage I was feeling...
As long as you aren't heading out with Buds--buds don't let buds drink Buds.
Go to Jonathan Salon to get yourself some bangin' hair.
Man, he's such an MJ wannabe. You know, scoring all those points and hitting big shots all the live long day. What a copycat. Kobe needs to...
You probably got sick because of the incredible amount of sugar they put in that stuff. I can hold a lot of alcohol, but just thinking about a...
This is the worst day of my life!!!
Do you mean a band that still exists, yet has no original members?
"I forgot to bring home some KFC."
He referred to Yao as a "perimeter player" a couple of months ago.
If Augustiner Brau Munchen were your first drink everything would be different.
