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Russ Feingold may be a good man, and a good statesman. But we need more, and he's not going to be able to change the entrenched culture. The...
For all the partisan bickering that goes on around here, maybe it should be pointed out once more: Democrats and Republicans at the Federal...
Hey, that's funny because it would be like you hurt your forearms from masturbating, instead of lifting weights. So it's all like, "Hey I have...
I guess I posted this in a different thread too. Valley Bible Church doing "Jesus" Parodies of Popular Songs They take pop songs and...
Best Covers Ever I would say that this is unintentionally hilarious....but, surely someone must have known.
You translate Chinese into English much better than Shaq does!
Fixed.
Not really, but thanks.
Hey, pull my finger. .....FIRST! What's that smell?
A sure symptom of insomnia-goofiness; I misread the thread title as "The American objective in Iraq has farted." Then I wondered what it...
Hamas talks like a professional wrestler. Hamas is the best wrestler ever. You think you can beat Hamas? Hamas says bring it on.
I like the Kriss Kross Sprite rap: A yo Kris What up love? What's that in your hand? It's the S to the P-R-I-T-E can Understand the flow,...
I'm going to do the same thing to your XBOX that I did to Fatty's car windows.
It's about time.
Rapid weight loss!
Consider it shorthand for "our politicians are elected democratically." Or you could just go ahead and be pedantic.
If our leaders aren't fairly elected, then this is no longer a democracy.
The persecution of Christians (in the earlier days of that religion) is the reason we still have Christianity today.
I like dooling, because that's how Burr killed Hamilton!
