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What are you, Beowulf? That's disgusting.
Using the word "random" instead of "arbitrary" is enraging.
Semi-related (bum story): Anyone ever see that black guy who's always dressed really nice and yells at the Walk/Don't Walk signs downtown? What's...
I still think Hilton as SANTA with a CHAINSAW holds the top spot. If you're parents couldn't get you to go to bed early, that certainly would....
Yeah, I don't have that kind of time.
Miss Prissy. What a HILF.
What? Is it such a chore to move your foot back three inches to take off a flip-flop?
This was my first Rockets game. He didn't hit the shot at the buzzer there were 1.3 seconds left. Hardaway tried from half court to win it, and it...
Rod. Dick. LOL.
Chapultapec. They have good burgers.
The white half is Garth Brooks.
http://www.b4-u-eat.com/christmas/xmdopen.asp
Tuvan throat singing
Anyone else annoyed at Rafer yelling out as if he were stabbed during each layup attempt? Woah! Ack! Biff! Splort!
Check out whatever's going on at the Orange Show or Super Happy Fun Land.
Wow, Weird Al is less funny than I tried to forget. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie"...
Hang out at the Proletariat and the Engine Room so you can get two packs of Camels for free. Of course, you'll have to sit through unconscionable...
Shades of John C. Reilley in Talladega Nights
KNWS 51--it's like HDTV, only more in your face!
I've seen it 20 times now, and it's obvious that he said, "I'm gonna cut your head off with my **** and **** down your **** until you vomit out of...
