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Affirmative Action should exist, but its only criteria should be income.
Tell them you're diabetic. Works for me. Actually, acting like a drunken fool when you are drunk should be somewhat expected.
I understand abstract art. I know most of the theory behind it, depending on the painter. I know the history. I understand why some people...
MOM COME HOME I AM SORRY I DRANK YOUR BEER AND PEED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MOUNTAIN DEW
Let's play Mad Libs!
You know what? I have a hard time believing any of this stuff. It's great if it's true. This sort of thing happened all the time during the...
How many Enron dead guys are there now?
They'll vote the 'I have lots of money' ticket.
Heh - if you go to the homepage, the first photos you see are of the woman who wrote the article. 'Freakin' stripper pole.'
Does anyone else see the Virgin Mary?
With great power comes great responsibility, and Ken Lay was a failure. Unfortunately, most of those with great power won't/don't have the...
Sugarland? DeLay will win.
Ain't that the truth. Here's my take: She (the boss's daughter) knows she has you by the balls, and is having a bit of fun with it. You were...
"Hypermagic Mountain" by Lightning Bolt.
THEY FOUGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! ...er, unless they do something that shows lack of support for us, you know,...
Yeah, but what if instead Rudy Gay is the next Kim Jong Il?
If you're looking to spend $200 to get something that will make chicks pay attention to you, you should just get $200 worth of cocaine.
I agree.
I would definitely take Todd Murphy because he was a pretty good dodgeball player in my 3rd grade class. PLEASE MAKE MORE TRADE THREADS.