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That’s the first sane take I’ve heard about masks. Dr. Oz is out there telling everyone it’s their patriotic duty to not wear a mask. He’s also...
I just got back from the grocery store and found some eggs and pasta! And, there was chicken! I'M GONNA LIVE! I was still the only one wearing a...
I've always wanted to wipe my ass on carpet by dragging myself around like I've seen dogs do. And, you know how you end up with all that extra...
I am interested in how exercise might impact those that get Coronavirus and how it might affect your chances of survival. Obviously, there are no...
I honestly don’t know how Chinese buffets survive this? I love a good pig-out at a buffet every once in a while. I guess they could do take-out...
I believe the testing mishaps have led to this unfortunate curve and there is hard Trump science behind my cocklusion. Time will tell and it might...
Maybe...maybe no.
The graph may end up looking like a large penis with balls. Then, we will be out of the wood(s). You see the first ball forming now.
Shoe soup? Shoe pie? How’s that work? [IMG] [IMG]
I would think there is a fair run on bidets at the moment given the TP crisis.
This is temporary. There is nothing to see here! [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]
I’ll use Swiffer dusters before it comes to disgusting bacteria and virus infected bills touching my inner sanctum.
No I’m good on TP stock. Just saying. There’s plenty of TP out there. It’s a distribution and butt junkie problem.
I can only use one brand of TP. I won’t settle for other brands. I’d rather walk around with dirty excrement seeping into my shorts and smelling...
I want to get high with the OP as I’m fascinated by his storytelling. I think we might be able to come up with a script for a film to be shot...
When does Coronavirus burnout start? I'm already sick of following it. I know it's important but it's exhausting. Damn Dallas county judge on TV...
Jude Law
This was always my favorite Kenny Rogers song. I freaking love this song and the movie it was on the soundtrack for. I love you, Kenny! Sniffle :(...
Where can I get one of what this guy is wearing (from the film "Contagion")? It looks homemade. Hmm. [IMG]
I can't even begin to fathom what is going on in Italy. Why is everyone seemingly getting infected? Is it because they are a very social people...
