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I think Harden has that beard because he's basketball Jesus.
Also, this is one of those games that a Kostas Koufos would help. They're murdering us in the paint with giant scrubs because we have no big bodies.
Are you kidding me? No Melo? No Porzingis? We better not lose this game. Also, would have loved for the starters to get to rest another 4th.
I know they're different - but I'm starting to think Montrezl may be better than Capela.
shortly has apparently turned into longly.
I can do that without the weight for sure! I might be able to do it with the weight. But the thing is I'm like 13 inches shorter than him. Those...
You could have waited until I was done masturbating before you destroyed my fantasy. :mad:
Brewer is bad on a vet minimum deal at this point. Koufos, on the other hand, is a serviceable backup big. That should be a very tradeable...
Rudy Tomjanovich is even more offended.
We hated Charles Barkley too. Then we loved him. Now we hate him again. Things change.
Really great article. It was like reading Zach Lowe! Well done!
I don't know why so many of you are so worried about his rebounding. He does a lot of tipping it to other players and we have multiple guards...
I laughed. Hard.
Is Captain Jackass still alive? I'm worried he committed suicide.
I like how the Rockets seem to hate the Mavs as much as we do.
Harrell has been really impressive with Capela down. I'm starting to think that one of them may be expendable.
Conan, what is best in life? Crush the Mavericks! See them dribble before you! Hear the lamentations of their owner and Captain Jackass!
Manimal. Or were you trying to spell man anal?
Is it just me, or is Dekker a better basketball player than Ryan Anderson (granted, Anderson is a better 3 point shooter)?
Can we nickname Dekker "Upper Dekker"? :p
