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A prince and a great man
About tree fitty
I've been drunk..really drunk...but not that drunk.
She'd be hot if she didn't look like Tracy Lords had sex with [IMG]
Haven't written down my songs, but I'd imagine some of these would make the cut: I Wanna be Your Gas Piping Engineer Specialist II Jack in the...
Nice. The Burgled's discography, in chronological order: Their Self-Titled Debut Their Sophomore Effort The Final Work of The Burgled's Triad...
Where? Unless it's Louisiana or Mississippi or Vietnam, it's hotter in Houston.
If my band were named Yao Ming or Tmac, I would be certain of how much longer I'd be a member of the group.
The latter is the best nomination yet, though kind of emo. :D
The Incorrigible Aboriginal Vaginal Originals
Dennis Miller says Global Warming isn't a reality because it didn't reach 100 in Kansas all July. But he's funny when he talks about movies and...
If you had a band (people who are actually in bands may be excluded, especially if their bands' names suck), what would your name be? My ideas:...
Rudz burger is only a notch below Christian's, Lankford's, and Whataburger's. Just a hair above the woefully underrated Chapultapec and Terlingua...
No need for a garbage can in the kitchen. I'd buy it.
Huh? The easiest way to not make outs is to hit grounders--no one can catch them. I think I hit back-to-back home runs on the ML 20,000 level,...
Bah, they don't have the neighborhood streets.
I give up. I can hit gap doubles like a madman on the 20,000, but home runs are few and far between. JUG-DISH BASE-BALL WARNING TRACK POW-ER
Has anyone ever ordered a T-bone at Beck's? You'd have to be out of your mind.
To get 10 hits, just hit on top of the ball to create grounders. I hit over 16,000 in the majors last night...still trying...
Good thing you haven't tried an actual guitar.