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Not so fast. There was an asterisk on my claim that Dr's was the funniest post of the year.* *(see Dr's paragraph about BobFinn*)...
How ya feelin' today? I hope the guy who asked for stock-picking advice here a few weeks ago didn't wager his life savings on one of those...
They gave him a good enough supporting cast to get him a championship already. They will pay him the max. He loves the city. Add it up. He's...
Damn, Popeye! That paragraph about the feeble reach-ins was one of the meanest, most dead-on dressdowns I've ever read. Smokin'!
Vecsey and Jim Rome in an airtight glass enclosure in the middle of Madison Square Garden. 4 hours of oxygen. The door doesn't open until one of...
I agree, Walt is impressing a lot of people with his play lately. At least one of those people must be a GM. Find that person and trade Walt to...
RB -- yes.
We are very serious around here. We do not appreciate people making jokes about seriousness. Some of you seem to think this is all just a game....
Mango -- Your signature is NOT funny. This is your first warning. ------------------ Not.
Isn't there a clear, consistent pattern here? Maxwell, Elie, Rhodes, Pippen, Hamilton. The way you get shipped out of Houston isn't by sucking on...
"The rebound goes to Stockton, who got away with a shove in the back . . ." We all saw and heard what happened yesterday. NBC, the NBA, and the...
Kenny vs. the Bulls: 4 assists shy of a triple-double in 29 minutes. By all means, trade his ass.
I'm glad we won. As they say on TV, eight is enough. If we kept losing every game, we might actually start to believe we're as bad as our record....
Hmmmm. You can't stand embarrassment, you see no humor in making light of it, and your alias is LHutz fan. What's wrong with this picture.
Hmmmm. All this time, the Rudy-bashers have been saying Rudy is incompetent at winning. Do any of the Rudy-bashers think we should try to lose...
Don't buy that hard-to-get act for a minute, Mr. Governor. Put Wayne LaPierre on your ticket this afternoon, and Kagy will be licking envelopes at...
This is your war on drugs.
RM95 -- Take it from a fellow left-leaner: You're overreaching. I'd sooner vote for Gore than for Bush. But I'd sooner vote for Bush than for...
Leaving aside ideology (which you'll have to decide for yourself), here's a thumbnail sketch to help you decide which candidate you prefer:...
Each guy gets a razor, a mirror, and a sink. First one to shave stays.
