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The fact that people keep asking this question is a testament to the fundamental human inability to envision realistically (as opposed to...
Then does Turkcan mean "can of a Turk"?
My name's Will.
When you read a story like this by a celebrity, remember that the stories of ordinary people who end up in jail for violent crimes are often no...
Ouch! That post from HP is one of the most excellent ironic backhands I've ever seen. An extra 50 points for scoring it on one of the sharpest...
OK, aelliott. I've got my finger on subpoint (3)(b) on page 57 of IRS Publication 590. Tell me what it says and what's the best way for a Schedule...
Sounds like Clutch is sworn to silence as long as the guy is still in the playoffs. I'm gonna take a long shot here and go with Randy Livingston.
"Let's take our next caller. Lionel from Houston, you're on the cuckold line. Go ahead with your question."
It wasn't me, honest. In fact, I think Duke misheard his ex-wife (that ho). I don't think she said she was doing the mailman. I think she said she...
On to me? Uh . . . Sorry, Duke. I didn't mean THAT kind of friend.
Great. Next we'll have NBA co-champions. Whatever happened to losing?
Let's see. In the dream, they tie up the Duke and lather him in Crisco, and he wets himself. And in his spare time, Duke uses computer graphics to...
Cheer up, TraJ. Maybe Lewis will betray the Sonics.
Hmmmm. Maybe DUKE is forbidden to post on Shabbat.
Imagine: You announce for the draft as a HS phenom. You make it know that you'd love to play for your hometown Rockets. They have 3 picks in the...
You gotta hand it to those guys, they played hard. Coach said we need you to step up, be the go-to man, take the rock to the hole. I'm just trying...
Freak -- the rules are: first line 5 syllables second line 7 syllables third line 5 syllables and I think you're supposed to talk about...
Francis to Houston! We lower our shorts for a smooch from Bob Costas Finding the Wizard at last, Dorothy demands: What's with the long socks?...
3 for 10 from the field, 0 for 2 from long range. Sorry, Mario. No lion, no dinner.
Kenny can do 3 things O never did well: set picks, catch and shoot mid- to long-range if the guard dumps it off to him, and pass to the open man...
