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I'm an introvert and a reader, so I always enjoyed my alone time and even before smart phones, I'd be reading something in public if I could. I...
I only play at family reunions, where I am still a youngster.
Now answered. Patience Grasshopper.
A most excellent game played with dominoes. What makes it really fun is watching old men get upset when a youngster beats them.
I'm so big I had to bend it so as not to scare chicks away. I've also quit beating my wife.
Kill them all and let God sort it out.
Chewbacca had his shot off at the Battle of Macho Grande, but Wookies have a special pouch that they keep it in, sort of like a kangaroo. When...
The best ones are the long, drawn out silent ones where you can affect a whole grocery store aisle. I live for those. They bring me joy.
Yes, and they've done it with a special technology that they have used to preserve other great minds too. It's called books. Thanks Johannes!
I'm retired, but not completely. Just enough to not care anymore. Now, get off my lawn you punks.
It's kind of cool. I dig the helicopters more though. You don't want to be directly under either one though. [MEDIA]
I don't know that you could make a dramatic change unless you were king, and I would never want to be a king. Nothing of great magnitude happens...
Muppets are children’s puppets you freak. Anyway, it would be called kermitlingus.
Thats an involved process and usually only for a medevac. You have to have a place for the copter to land, which is not easy to create in heavy...
Carne Asada tacos. That’s it. Vegetarians can pick the meat off just like I have to pick tomatoes off my burgers.
Didn’t even score as much as in the Cavs game. Dude needs to get in shape and quit slacking off.
I'd do what I'm in the process of doing, but more of it. Buy some good acreage on the upper Oregon Coast with enough room to build a house or two...
I'm usually not on the line in a big fire, but on a smallish one, I was supposed to meet up with a crew. There were two ways in, one was a 90...
On 8 footers at the K-3 elementary school, I was Barkley-esque. On 9 footers at the 4th grade courts, I could throw it down with authority. On...
I'm too old to bend that way anymore.
