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Don't ya just love it when Van says something like "Yao needs to donk it when he carrys the ball to the hole"
Yeah Calvin and Bill were fun together. When they get a shot of Van's mug, he always has a look on his face like he's thinking that maybe he...
Van blows. What insight? Calvin was head and shoulders better in that department.
Van Gundy has an anger management problem.....
I heard him several times already. He sounds like Mel Tillis alright. If Mel was coming off a 10 day drunk......
He's annoying. The way he strains his gravely voice when he speaks sounds like he's trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a watermelon.
What language does Van actually speak? I think it's Hickanese... The few times I have pulled out the ole "Hicktionary" to deciper his...
Thun Yao gits ta shewt......
Lamar Odom oughtta win that one. I hear he likes to get as high as a kite.
The thing is Van Gundy's offensive style sucks and is boring as hell to watch. I can't stand watching him with that sourpuss look on his face...
I heard Mo Malone got shut out of River Oaks when he went houseshopping there in the late 70's early 80's.
A guy with Brook for a first name is asking to get cut.....
Maybe they were call him Mr. Potato Head Coach.....
Reece Gaines has not looked good so far. He plays out of control. He needs to learn to use his speed in bursts and quit running around...
The Rockets used to do a Radio/TV Simulcast with Gene doing play by play and Worrell doing color. I liked it, but I don't think Worrell liked it...
Seriously Van is embarassing. He sounds like Uncle Bob from Urban Cowboy. I'm sure out of town fans watching on League Pass think we are nothing...
After listening to Van last night, I think all viewers need to turn on closed captioning to understand what they heck Van is saying.
Can the Rockets be had? Maybe if you get them drunk enough, you might get them to forget they are heterosexual. I'm not sure why you want to...
Actually they did cut that commerical. Van used to say some crap about... "I wuna no whur my kidz ur. The kids c*m ova ta my houz and I give en...
Just say no to Herb or, jeff or Joe or.....