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Eh, Schaub was mentally an invalid by that point. We were all just waiting for the physical form to match the mental, since the coaching staff...
The Rockets deserve zero coverage based on their current performance. Wake us up when they string together three or more wins. The Texans are also...
At a certain point if you are an NBA player then you need to make some ****ing shots. Josh Smith can't make a shot to save his life anymore. Thus...
Is anyone else rooting for Toronto? I like Scola and Lowry and hope they come out of the East in the playoffs. As for the Rockets...lotto pick!
My friend took a photo with him on Facebook and said he'd love to be a Dallas Cowboy. I don't think he's holding all the cards regarding where...
KJ flashes, but he can't shoot at all. It is only the most important skill in the game now that Silver and co. have systematically eliminated the...
Klebsiella pneumonia, for you med nerds out there. For everybody else, TJones is out with "the shakes".
They should just make people who commit fouls in the NBA have to face Tina Turner's Thunderdome wheel: <iframe width="420" height="315"...
It feels like Tropic Thunder with all the big personalities clashing. Eventually someone (Jack Black) had to lose. I hope it's not McKinnon,...
Backless stool deployed.
What if Khloe choked on dick and died before meeting James Harden? ...and I'll be saying this in ten years too. Never forget.
This team doesn't need a new defensive coordinator, it needs a sports psychologist. And a three point shooting coach. Fire Keith Jones.
I think Josh Smith has given up on basketball.
This only happens when the Rox are one game ABOVE 0.500.
Ubik is his best book. Always with Philip K Dick, and to an extent with all scifi, when you juxtapose something real with its imitation, you...
The lesson the Texans learned from having Schaub and Hoyer is that QB's can't go bald. So, criteria #1 should be, does this person look like they...
Signed, our franchise record of 58 wins, and lack of ever having a one seed in the west in our history.
This season feels like the Texans' 2-14 season, in that it feels like the game has passed our coach by. Our scheme has been figured out for the...
Yeah Andrew Luck and Ben Roethlisberger are two others who would score REALLLY low on the "how much would I trust this guy with a teenage girl"...
Harden was the best player on a WCF team last year. While he was still a prospect, he was the third best player on an NBA finals team. Your...