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little guy: "Maybe he just wants to save money. Heehee." Big guy: "Please shut up. I'm trying to aim a weapon of large destruction here."
here's a nice 7:28 bible verse for everyone ;) 1 Corinthians 7:28 But if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she...
Heard over the grapevine that former SFA QB will be signed by the Texans around the 27th. He was a backup in Dallas and Miami. Supposedly he's...
Are you looking at me or my red beer?
I always thought Cat was a rules change poster child: speedy/mid-range jumper/lay-up/ shaky defense guy
brain farts pajama curse stripped clutch no focass second wind
Rudy T just used Hakeem as an excuse to run that tired, boring offensive set that required no strategy on Rudy's behalf. Rudy now is trying to...
There are two situations that can exist right now. One being "of God" and the other "separate from God". The premise put forward is that...
Dylan said Rimbaud said This is so revealing about the meaning of our lives. What Dylan said is exactly what Lucifer's/Satan's argument...
Battle of 5 armies? Humans, elves, Dwarves, orcs, eagles? Nice.
Madmax asked The short answer is that the time of commute is not the governing factor on emission levels. The main factor, not counting...
"So what if it was a bad call. Did you have to throw your baby at me?"
Capt. Joseph Kittinger Apparently this guy did it already for the space program.
The idea is solid, but the premise is faulty. Why would women allow their men to purchase women's wear solo? For: -woman has already told the...
I usually amuse myself by picking out the skankiest, ugliest, or biggest article of clothing, holding it up high, and shouting to my wife, "Isn't...
"Ha!, The joke's on you. Those 'twins' you are holding, governor, are in fact prostheses! Neuticles, if you will."
Most people change professions like seven times in their life. There's always time to change what you want to do, even after college. (Unless you...
Tom Cruise playing basketball would really be "Mission:Impossible". He's just really too short. (Anyone ever notice that bad guys bend down in...
Mr. Rumsfield demonstrates how hand size has a direct correlation to girth.
Olo Sackville of Baggins. Yeah, I got sack!
