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"We expect to be at .500 at the All-Star Break." "We do?" [IMG]
Somebody check for a heartbeat. Are they all walking dead or just some of them?
The faux comeback. Of course!
Should make him run the stairs after the game. He's not doing anything else.
"A whole two runs. What shall I do with that?" [IMG]
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I think a team like Oakland is more our speed. We can't hang with big boys.
TEAM MEETING!
Should have kept Pressly as closer. He sucks everywhere else.
This team needs a pacemaker.
Pressley sucking again. Geez.
It's like the kids on one team playing the parents on the other team. We feel old and decrepit...like we're all used up. I know we're just pretty...
Abreu gonna hit one out on the next pitch. [IMG]
Use the new baby force, Franco! Edit: Thank you!
I can't believe Abreu is doing this trainwreck thing again.
What just happened?
What about since 1950? :D
I dunno, man. I think the Rangers may have almost all of our pitchers figured out after the playoffs. If France keeps them in check, then I will...
I didn’t even watch the game and I feel like sh_t! I hope it goes better today for crying out loud! What do we need a bigger ball? [IMG]
Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Emergency! Wrong Forum, Dude! Thank You, Foreigner!
