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Positive stats/comments only please. Our division is shaping up to be the worst division in the AL. Even with our worst start in 55 years, we're...
That last 10 minutes of this movie make me cry like a little b**** every time. The part when they zoom in on Candy clutching his hat as Martin...
Did anyone catch The Stones in Houston this weekend? My buddy had an extra ticket but I couldn't go. I probably would have figured out a way to...
Over/under on which inning "JV Jr." totally implodes and gives up his usual 5 earned runs tonight. 1st or 2nd?
Wow, I thought I was the only one who hated this. Like we're all sitting around doing nothing but waiting to help you find a plumber.
Man, I remember 2014-2016 when we used to get really excited about bringing up a prospect. Probably because their names were Springer, Correa and...
She's a great follow on instagram.....
Not as bad as I thought it would be. But I thought it would be horrible. John 5 is an absolute virtuoso guitar player, but Motley Crue is Mick...
I go on Jomboy Media all the time and it's FILLED with Astro haters. Every time they post something about our slow start, all the comments are...
It's definitely this one. She does it to everyone, not just me.
I should be sitting in Wrigley Field sipping a cold beer right now. As soon as the schedule was released, I saw we were playing at Wrigley and...
If you really want to stick it to the man, just vote against every incumbent.* That's making a point. By not voting at all, you're choosing to...
Fans from other teams thought we got off too easy just having to fire the manager and GM. Educated Astros fans knew that firing Luhnow was the...
People who cc your boss every time they email you, even if it's just a routine question.
Man, I really really really really hope you're right on this. Because I'm just not seeing it. Admittedly, I'm just basing my opinion on what I...
Biden, but I would vote for Bud Adams, John Stockton or Mike Fiers if I thought he had the best chance of defeating Trump. My prediction? Trump...
The 2016 team started out 7-17 too and they ended up winning 84 games. 84 wins might get you the division this year. Just trying to stay...
All while stirring the sweet tea with her arm. And I'd STILL drink it.
Ah HA! I notice you didn't mention anything about HUNTER BIDEN! [SPOILER]
Seems like that's our only hope right now. But you know arlington will eventually pick it up and it looks like Seattle might be in the mix as well.