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Major Payne :{
Ok, now I'm just straight up Astroking myself. The overwhelmingly arousing degree of excitement is simply outrageous at this point. Have mercy,...
FTFY :}
Extactly... But his ass also better stay ready just in case.
I'm telling you, he roots for southern oklahoma.
A torrential deluge of good news in the last 24hrs...
I just had an Astroke.
More like if we don't bat around twice in the first inning...
No, no it would not.
I f I feel like a coke head desperate to boof a catastrophically obese gator tail in anticipation of watching the Houston DynAstros play their...
They might not have a mother, but MLB sure does have a daddy.
Reminder, your mom already has 68 GargledIntoDoublePenetration, which puts her 2nd "compare" to your dad.
How is he against RHP?
There's something erotic about this scenario...
What is happening...
Perfect
I'm an equal opportunity fondler.
Could you possibly go pinch your one inch back in southern oklahoma, you dickwadian numbnutician?
Spinster Spaghetti, in this phan's view.
That's insane.
