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  1. Noob Cake
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    With the 10th pick in the NBA Draft the Houston Rockets Select...

    Kon is the perfect pick, but he won't be there at 10. We need NBA ready role players or high potential point guard/point guard prospects.
    Post by: Noob Cake, May 14, 2025 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Warriors 4/26/2025 (Playoffs Round 1, Game 3)

    Steph Curry is such a b**** ass ratty lil punk
    Post by: Noob Cake, Apr 26, 2025 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Cooper Flagg: The Journey Of A Basketball Prodigy

    Room temp real IQ too I see
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jan 11, 2025 in forum: NBA Draft
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    Cooper Flagg: The Journey Of A Basketball Prodigy

    4.5% for #1 right now from the Suns lotto. Pretty decent 20.4% chance at top 4.
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jan 11, 2025 in forum: NBA Draft
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    Cooper Flagg: The Journey Of A Basketball Prodigy

    Not just 18; literally just turned 18 - less than a month ago. When Cooper plays in the NBA in October 2025; he will be the youngest NBA player...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jan 11, 2025 in forum: NBA Draft
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    Cooper Flagg: The Journey Of A Basketball Prodigy

    Basement level basketball IQ take
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jan 11, 2025 in forum: NBA Draft
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Thunder 12/14/2024 (Vegas)

    On the eve of a big game; remember **** the Warriors **** the Jazz **** the Mavs
    Post by: Noob Cake, Dec 14, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    Sengun is demolishing teams with his passing + offense. Only players like prime Jokic, LeBron, Harden, Curry looked like this. If Sengun can keep...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Nov 17, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Pistons 11/10/2024

    Cade Bustingham got all hand. Biggest bust and thug in the league.
    Post by: Noob Cake, Nov 10, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Jazz 10/7/2024 (Preseason)

    lol Amen didn't want to hurt his percentage but made the shot
    Post by: Noob Cake, Oct 7, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Jazz 10/7/2024 (Preseason)

    https://time4tv.top/watch2/embedstream.php?nba/utah-jazz-vs-houston-rockets-stream-1...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Oct 7, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Reed Sheppard is the Rockets’ Franchise Player™

    Logo 3 pointers are not defendable in the league. It's simple, just get Reed to shoot 40% from the logo. Curry, Lillard, Garland are all scrubs...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jul 12, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Reed Sheppard is the Rockets’ Franchise Player™

    Our franchise player. Who is Steph Curry, people will be asking in 10 years. Reed will redefine good shooting
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 26, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Case to Draft Reed Sheppard at #3

    So Brett not with a source. Just more bullshit conjecture.
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 26, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Case to Draft Reed Sheppard at #3

    About to get Bancheroed. Woj is reporting on ESPN Hawks is down to Zach vs Reed for #1.
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 26, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rockets acquire Suns picks, return Nets picks to Brooklyn

    What kind of trash trade is this. Rockets trading the 'Rockets for Nets' swap or 'OKC for Nets' swap in 2025, 2026 Nets pick to Nets. Rockets...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 25, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Case to Draft Reed Sheppard at #3

    This is exactly like the Jabari situation. A bunch of suckers on Magic forums fall in love with Jabari, call him #1 player. A bunch of suckers...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 22, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [3rd pick] Who do you want?

    Kevin O'TrashCan with another winner of a mock.
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 4, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Just get Donovan Clingan for #3

    Clingan knuckleheads have not been able to explain what they see Clingan becoming. Walker Kessler/Nic Claxton is basically his realistic ceiling....
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 2, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    This is just posting with malicious intent. If you had the time and the 2 brain cells to pull those stats, you should already know what separates...
    Post by: Noob Cake, Jun 2, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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