Carl - I doubt you will believe me, but I am also a top executive at one of the largest companies in the world. Now, if you would be so kind as to e-mail me your social security number we can start transferring monies into your bank accounts in short order, let me know.
"Carl" - I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your posts, and I am curious about your actual identity. I doubt you will believe me, but I am top executive at one of the largest companies in the world, and if I can help me, let me know.