Confessions for Wemby

I did nothing to deserve my devastatingly good looks, my keen intellect, and my astounding artistic abilities. Alas, it was merely my incredible genes.

 

I get Ralph Sampson vibes when I look at Wemby.

 

Stop

 

Everyone who knows me thinks I'm a terrible liar -- it is a big joke among my family and friends how bad I am at it.

But, in truth, I'm an awesome liar, and my trick is making people think I'm a bad one so they don't suspect me when I actually am lying.....

I rarely use this btw....but I definitely keep it as an ace up the sleeve.

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OK, NOW GIB WIMBY!!!

 

I had sex with your wife!

 

In high school I was friends with someone my cousin had beef with. One day 3 girls wanted to hang out with the 3 of us, so they put their differences aside for the greater good. We all hung out at the other guy's parents house. I never had any issues with him whatsoever, and he even let me use his bed so I could hook up with this girl.

After I was done I was looking for a restroom downstairs and walked into the laundry room. He had just finished washing a load of white collared shirts he was required to wear for school. For no reason at all I decided to get revenge for my cousin and I pissed all over his clean clothes, then went home.

 

This is a judgement-free thread, but... God damn you.

 

I DIED from how real this sounded and it just might be haha Good one man

 

My wife hates it when I smoke weed but I still do.

#P4V

 

I let the cat outside of the house because he kept pissing and ******** on everything, and told the family I took him to an Old Folks Home. That ****er ran down the street and I laughed. Please forgive me Dear Lord, and let us get Wemby.

 

Found Tari’s burner account

Spoiler

 

quietly. thank god for carts

 

Oh, I'm definitely judging all of you. I've never done a bad thing in my life.

 

I've probably spent at least 70% of all of my time in work at any job I've ever had since I was 14 high as a mother****er on weed. I'm 40 soon and have been in management positions for most of the last 20 years.

 

Waiting for @tinman to admit he’s a Tmac stan.

 

Calm down. This is all fun and games. Get out of your feelings

 

I confess that whoever we end up drafting I’ll have convinced myself by the end of the night that he’s the best prospect in the class.

 

Veronica Avluv's p*rn hits different.

 

YOU SON OF A B*TCH! GIVE ME MY CD'S BACK!

 

I’ll admit it when he takes us to the second round of the playoffs
@Os Trigonum