Bigger curse than the Madden curse and the SI cover curse... ...this was actually covered this morning on 610 sports radio
No, but understandably something to joke about. Like the "Matt Thomas curse," if you truly believe that Matt Thomas or HEB has magical powers to somehow inflict pain an injuries on another person then you need to remove yourself from society and check yourself into a mental health facility to have a team of doctors work to find out what is wrong in your brain. Same goes with jinxes on a fan message board. Saying "no hitter" on Clutchfans does not give anyone magical powers to break up the no hitter. But seriously, what's up with all the injuries from players on HEB commercials. Brock's injury turned out to be he didn't know how to play QB.
And? As far as grocery stores go, the HEB around me is awesome. As a guy that likes food and likes to cook I do appreciate it.
I feel you, it's just that you are using "bad****ingass" to describe a grocery store. What's next? Crown molding? Slippery slope.
Bregman just signed with HEB as well... https://www.chron.com/life/article/Springer-Altuve-Correa-Bregman-Astros-HEB-spots-13680345.php