You have one hour to teach Martha Stewart a new skill. What is it?

Suckin muh D

 

Don't be surprised if you actually learn a thing or two. Martha ain't new to it.

 

Create a username called RocketLegend and pretend to be sane.

 

Can't teach an old dawg new tricks, especially in 1 hour. Speaking of Dawgs though I watched that new show that miggity Martha hosts w/ Snoop where they cook stuff. It's amusing, but they had some rapper there at the end of it and everybody danced except for Marty Stizzle. So I would teach her how to cut a rug.

Or at least I'd tell her to shake it. Because, if she did, I'm certain that she would be unable to break it.