Wow. Simply Wow.

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In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

 

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The Perils Of Using JDate

Joanne meets Darren on JDate.com, they go out to dinner and Darren insists on paying. When Joanne refuses another date, Darren leaves a series of messages for her demanding that she repay him for the dinner he bought. He threatens to take her to court, call restaurant and even her employer all over $50.

http://www.break.com/index/perils_of_using_jdate.html