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"Would Jesus Shop at WalMart?"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, Dec 15, 2006.

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What? ... A commercial by a Union asking "Would Jesus Shop at WalMart?", presumably to gain bargaining leverage?

I find that in incredibly poor taste... at a minimum.

(This isn't in D&D since I don't expect much dissention on this ... but you never know... )

#1 Cohen, Dec 15, 2006

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I think Jesus would be more of a Target guy.

#2 KingCheetah, Dec 15, 2006
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Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.
there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm
askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm.
He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face
tellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace.
Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth.
I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself

(chorus)

Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show.

Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth?
Have His second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide His worth?
Take money, from those poor folks, when He comes back again,
and admit He's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to Him?

(chorus)

Just ask ya' self, Would He wear a pinky ring,
Would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know:
Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex,
Would jesus wear a Rolex
Would Jesus wear a Rolex
On His television show-ooh-ooh?

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#3 Cesar^Geronimo, Dec 15, 2006
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Jesus might enjoy the computer game aisle.

#4 rhadamanthus, Dec 15, 2006
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rhadamanthus said:

Jesus might enjoy the computer game aisle.
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that's freaking horrible.

#5 MadMax, Dec 15, 2006
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Jesus likes the cheap prices because he is a Jew.

#6 MR. MEOWGI, Dec 15, 2006
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Of course Jesus would shop at Wal Mart. Their prices on carpentry tools are a LOT better than Lowe's or Home Depot...

#7 A-Train, Dec 15, 2006

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rhadamanthus said:

Jesus might enjoy the computer game aisle.
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Wow!!!

I've read the Left Behind books and you can debate the theology all you want --- but I don't think they in anyway advocate killing anyone. And getting to close to non-believers lowers your spirit points? How anti-Christian can you get. Jesus was oftern criticized for hanging out with non-believers and those others saw as immoral!!!

#8 Cesar^Geronimo, Dec 15, 2006
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Maybe they mean "would Jesus Alou shop at walmart?"

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MadMax said:

that's freaking horrible.
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My favorite part:

But Plugged In, a publication of the conservative Christian group Focus on the Family, gave the game a "thumbs-up." The reviewer called it "the kind of game that Mom and Dad can actually play with Junior -- and use to raise some interesting questions along the way."
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Yep! Nothing like bonding as a family by killing some non-believers! Woohoo - I got a muslim, and dad bagged a rock-and-roll star!

I'll retire from this thread before I rant incessently.

#10 rhadamanthus, Dec 15, 2006
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rhadamanthus said:

My favorite part:

Yep! Nothing like bonding as a family by killing some non-believers! Woohoo - I got a muslim, and dad bagged a rock-and-roll star!

I'll retire from this thread before I rant incessently.
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rant away. i certainly will. as a believer, i can't tell you how disappointing that is. how sad it is.

#11 MadMax, Dec 15, 2006
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Don't kill non-believers, that's just sick and immoral.. let Jesus/God torture them for all eternity, that's far more agreeable

But anyway, Jesus wouldn't need to shop at all.. anything He needed, He'd just conjure it up - poof

#12 univac hal, Dec 15, 2006
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Compelled to post in every 'Jesus' thread.

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Cesar^Geronimo said:

Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.
there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm
askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm.
He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face
tellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace.
Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth.
I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself

(chorus)

Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show.

Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth?
Have His second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide His worth?
Take money, from those poor folks, when He comes back again,
and admit He's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to Him?

(chorus)

Just ask ya' self, Would He wear a pinky ring,
Would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know:
Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex,
Would jesus wear a Rolex
Would Jesus wear a Rolex
On His television show-ooh-ooh?

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RAY STEVENS!!!!

#14 cwebbster, Dec 15, 2006
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haha...completely unrelated...I was playing Half Life 2 Deathmatch the other day and ran into a guy whose moniker was 'Jesus told me to kill you'.

Carry on.

#15 boomboom, Dec 15, 2006
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KingCheetah said:

I think Jesus would be more of a Target guy.
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naw man, bed bath & beyond.

and meowgi, the cheap jew crack was racist and unfunny.

#16 thegary, Dec 15, 2006
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Well, Jesus had 12 dudes hanging out with him all the time, not to mention Mary M and his Mom...so I think he'd probably shop at Sam's...in bulk.

Plus he would drive a big SUV for sure to haul all his buddies around in.

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"Leh me tell you sompin. Jesus no like de WalMart. I apply for job. I tell dem I am registered sex offender. They no give me job. Thasswhy Jesus no like de WalMart."

#18 RocketMan Tex, Dec 15, 2006

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pretty sure Jesus would exclusively shop at whole earth provisions or REI.

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Blasphemy!

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