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Why is NBA commissioner Adam Silver so skinny?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TimDuncanDonaut, Sep 18, 2020.

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Poll: Why is NBA commissioner Adam Silver so skinny?

  1. High physical activity

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  2. High metabolism / low caloric intake.

    8 vote(s)
    21.1%
  3. Genetics

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%
  4. Illness (non disclosed)

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  5. Psychological: Stress of tipping games is weighing on his conscious.

    11 vote(s)
    28.9%
  6. n/a - Don't skinny body shame him please.

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Not body shaming, was just wondering. Is it diet and excercise?

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  2. pippendagimp

    pippendagimp Member

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    for every rigjob he must offer to lucifer a pound of flesh
     
  3. Deckard

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    I think he’s an alien posing as a human being, secretly delving into the mysteries of basketball played at the highest level. His interest reflects the interest his people, living on a world other than our own, have in the game of basketball. They had intercepted the broadcast of game 5 of the 1986 NBA Western Conference Finals due to a rare anomaly in the space/time continuum.

    Enthralled and wanting to know how such athletic beings could do what they could do, they became determined to find out. After a planet wide search, Silver was found to most closely resemble a human being. He was sent to Earth to learn all he could about the game. The mistake Silver made while using his arcane alien powers to worm his way into a position of power and responsibility? It was failing to understand a fundamental truth of basketball. The players and the coaches are the game, not the referees and not the Silver’s of this league, alien or otherwise.
     
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  4. Reeko

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    genetics

    he’s built like the 1st person I ever learned how to draw...ol’ stick figure body Silver
     
  5. RedRedemption

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    Where's the vampire option.
     
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    Diet, genetics, and probably exercise
     
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    why does he wear that sheriff badge all the time?
     
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    Peas and carrots
     
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  11. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Binge and purge.
     
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    Because Morey ate all the food before he could get to it.
     
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    He is the One.
     
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    Please more pics of ladies and less of that slender man.
     
  16. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    It's for a movie role.

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    Need this guy to hunt him down.

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    Dunno, but that blonde on the right has a big ass.
     
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  19. Plowman

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    He is....Nosferatu.

    Or, one of the aliens in Dark City.
     
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    2+2=4
     

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