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Why does Pau Gasol scream so much?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BandwagonRocket, May 3, 2017.

  1. BandwagonRocket

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    Each time he's involved in the play finishing or defending he always screams.
     
  2. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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  3. FTW Rockets FTW

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    He got that mangina
     
  4. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    Because that's his nature.

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  5. StevieCrossover

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    Every time he scores, he gets orgasm
     
  6. RocketsFido

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    ppl have the balls to call Rockets floppers when Spurs have been doing it since their first title.
     
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    Because he can't fly.
     
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    He has feminine itch.
     
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    It's a different kind of flop
     
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    He's a b**** and his chin and tongue are floppers too!
     
  11. Jontro

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    because he isn't in his final form yet
     
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    It's ostrich mating season .
     
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    Lol didnt T-Mac use to scream a lot as well
     
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    it's what ostriches do
     
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    AAARGH HEYYY
     
  16. Plowman

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    I love the nature beckons theory.

    I think he has ants all over him when he plays.

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    Just like women tennis player.
     
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    If you were half Ostrich/half human arm pit, playing in the NBA, you'd scream too.
     

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