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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Falcons Talon, May 9, 2003.

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  1. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
    Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
    by Dave Pilkey:

    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine
    your New first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gidget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine
    the first half of your new last name:

    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
    the second half of your new last name:

    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice
     
    #1 Falcons Talon, May 9, 2003
  2. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Be honest now!!!

    I'm Crusty Toiletjuice.
     
    #2 Falcons Talon, May 9, 2003
  3. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    Ladies and Gentlemen...may I present:

    Crusty Bubbletush.

    tah dah!
     
    #3 MadMax, May 9, 2003
  4. verse

    verse Member

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    my name is:

    poopsie bubbletush

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
     
    #4 verse, May 9, 2003
  5. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Member
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    Tootie Chickenchunks
     
    #5 RunninRaven, May 9, 2003
  6. codell

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    Buttercup Pizza Brain. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

    My son's name will be Stinky Pizza Brain. At least the stinky part is right.
     
    #6 codell, May 9, 2003
  7. Shooter1583

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    Zippy CootieKisser

    :(
     
    #7 Shooter1583, May 9, 2003
  8. underoverup

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    Gidget HamsterBiscuts, I like it somehow it fits :)

    That professor is pure evil. :eek:

    Isn't that Trader_Jorge, I swear he just said something like that in a post. :)
     
    #8 underoverup, May 9, 2003
  9. tolne57

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    Snotty Waffle Chunks

    Great... :)
     
    #9 tolne57, May 9, 2003
  10. MoBalls

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    cootie buttercup
     
    #10 MoBalls, May 9, 2003
  11. coma

    coma Member

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    Zippy Lizardbrains.

    I kinda like it.
     
    #11 coma, May 9, 2003
  12. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    Loopy Chucklechunks... I rather like it
     
    #12 OldManBernie, May 9, 2003
  13. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Poopsie Cootiebreath.
     
    #13 Rocketman95, May 9, 2003
  14. MoBalls

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    My name sounds gay....that aint right!
     
    #14 MoBalls, May 9, 2003
  15. MoBalls

    MoBalls Member

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    ooops its Cootie Face Buttercups
    now it sounds worst
     
    #15 MoBalls, May 9, 2003
  16. coma

    coma Member

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    Or is it? Hmmm..:confused:
     
    #16 coma, May 9, 2003
  17. Summer Song Giver

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    chim-chim gerbilsquirt, the professor must die:mad:
     
    #17 Summer Song Giver, May 9, 2003
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Krusty Gerbil Kisser.

    Richard Gere for short. :D
     
    #18 ima_drummer2k, May 9, 2003
  19. MoBalls

    MoBalls Member

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    LOL
     
    #19 MoBalls, May 9, 2003
  20. Castor27

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    I'm Loopy Girdlebiscuits
    my Wife is Squeezit Girdlebiscuits
    and my son is Crusty Girdlebiscuits :D
     
    #20 Castor27, May 9, 2003
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