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What is a good comeback to "hick/redneck" blasts???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Gummi Clutch, Sep 19, 2005.

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  1. Gummi Clutch

    Gummi Clutch Member

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    born and raised in Houston, TX
    when playing games online and speaking i sometimes get called "hick" or "redneck".
    Couldnt be further from the truth.
    I guess I do have a drawl and it may be my slang (ex. "yall")
    but
    What would be a good come back?

    Thanks!
     
    #1 Gummi Clutch, Sep 19, 2005
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    This hick just had sex with your wife.
     
    #2 Rocketman95, Sep 19, 2005
  3. Davidoff

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    "You've got a pretty mouth!!"
     
    #3 Davidoff, Sep 19, 2005
  4. A-Train

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    [​IMG]

    I know you are, but what am I?!?!
     
    #4 A-Train, Sep 19, 2005
  5. moestavern19

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    My sister is hotter than yours.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Sep 19, 2005
  6. NJRocket

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    The fact that you cant come up with your own comeback says it all ;)
     
    #6 NJRocket, Sep 19, 2005
  7. AMS

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    i think this picture says it best...

    [​IMG]

    so my advice, ignore it.
     
    #7 AMS, Sep 19, 2005
  8. Samar

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    So bad but so funny
     
    #8 Samar, Sep 19, 2005
  9. nyquil82

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    Just call them the "n" word and say you'll hang them all. Before you leave the table, say, "sorry fellas, I gotta go, sis is lookin' horny." :)

    I don't know, according to the D&D, being a hick in this day and age from a society standpoint is better than being non-christian or colored. Think of it as your birthright to status!
     
    #9 nyquil82, Sep 19, 2005
  10. The Real Shady

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    The jerk store called.... they're running out of you.
     
    #10 The Real Shady, Sep 19, 2005
  11. pradaxpimp

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    i thought hick/redneck was a good enough blast
     
    #11 pradaxpimp, Sep 19, 2005
  12. MartianMan

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    F*** you, b****. (not directed at you, in case you are wondering).
     
    #12 MartianMan, Sep 19, 2005
  13. Another Brother

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    -If you don't believe things are bigger in Texas, ask your Mom.

    -George Bush doesn't like black people.
     
    #13 Another Brother, Sep 19, 2005
  14. SwoLy-D

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    And add an avatar of Mike Myers looking like deer in headlights after that. :D
     
    #14 SwoLy-D, Sep 19, 2005
  15. Falcons Talon

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    OMG...this is hilarious!!! Please post up the responses after you use those comebacks!!!
     
    #15 Falcons Talon, Sep 19, 2005
  16. IROC it

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    Because it's like a hunnid degrees down herrrrrre, and humid as a horny hyena's hiney.
     
    #16 IROC it, Sep 19, 2005
  17. Chance

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    Dude, Being a redneck is something to be proud of. Just put a dip in an dplay your warlock game Cletus.
     
    #17 Chance, Sep 19, 2005
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    I'll spit ma tabacca juice on that thing ya call a face.
     
    #18 Mr. Brightside, Sep 20, 2005
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    You aint her cuzin :D
     
    #19 wizkid83, Sep 20, 2005
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