What if we freed a terrorist?

I think the better question is what those small-town residents would do to him if their stereotyped fears were confirmed to be true (if it were some guy from the ME).

 

If I was a terrorist, I would go to Dairy Queen and get a beltbuster with cheese and jalapenos, order of fries and a large cola.

He would probably try to get to a larger city where he could blend in, hook up with some homies.

 

Hopefully he could pick this map up somewhere.

 

Christian? Baptist? Apostolic? What type of terrorist?

 

He/she would repeat their terrorist acts.

They were mentally disturbed to begin with. Once the torture is complete, they are likely to be worse than before.

 

Splat on the sidewalk?

 

Would he be legal to work?

 

I'm pretty sure he would steal our jobs.

 

If the moon was made of sausage, would you eat it? It's a simple question, Norm.

 

He could probably score a professor gig at a local university -- I mean, right?

 

We already let Bush go.

 

I don't know, maybe he'd check out a ballgame, eat a hot dog, buy himself a pickup truck.