We need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school....

Rockets,

We need you guys to pick up right where the 'Stros left off, before getting taken down by the Cardinals. We have waited so long for the infamous "Killer Instinct" that Rudy T. made to come back again. The pieces are in place, the right coach is there (maybe), the champions are the first ones on the plate, and Ben Affleck sucks. Yao Ming, please awaken the sleeping Giant inside. T-Mac, glide high like the one who played before you, no not Cuttino, but the Glyde. Mo T, try and not be soft as a babies bottom anymore, don't take no crap from no one. And everyone else, contribute the way that those ex-bench guys used to. Its been 10 years since you were on top, and 10 days untill the next shi*ty Ben Affleck movie, come on guys!!!