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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Apr 5, 2005.

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  1. Smokey

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    Both movies have been running continuously this past weekend so I'll start it off with a funny quote by Taj:

    I cannot go home a virgin. I came to this country to study the American art of **** diving. You know park the porpoise. I want to take it through the car wash baby. You know. I want to get it waxed. Wax it. Wax it. And air dry that ****. Air dry. I, I would like to be your assistant very much Mr. Van Wilder.

    :eek: :D
     
    #1 Smokey, Apr 5, 2005
  2. TheFreak

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    Write that down.
     
    #2 TheFreak, Apr 5, 2005
  3. Faos

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    #3 Faos, Apr 5, 2005
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    I had sex last night....with a girl!!!
     
    #4 A-Train, Apr 5, 2005
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    Bah...that's a Bud Bundy line from the one with Joey Lauren Adams.
     
    #5 rudager, Apr 5, 2005
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    It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let your dog lick it off.
     
    #6 moestavern19, Apr 5, 2005
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    YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO DATES!!!

    No wait. That's from Animal House.

    Sorry
     
    #7 swilkins, Apr 5, 2005
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    Sweet Jesus My Son's a fairy.
     
    #8 moestavern19, Apr 5, 2005
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    that's the only thing i ever remembered from Road Trip the one time i saw it, but it makes me laugh every time.

    oh, i guess i remember two things:

    "it's only the wheels"
    BOOOOOOOOM!!
     
    #9 francis 4 prez, Apr 5, 2005
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    "Did you say 'boink'?"
    "What did you do? Kill a cheetah?"
     
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  11. Smokey

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    You see here your boy is an evil bigot and now he's going to die.
     
    #11 Smokey, Apr 5, 2005
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    But I watch Oprah every day!

    And....

    Are you stalking me? Because that would be SUPER.
     
    #12 Molotov Cocktail, Apr 5, 2005
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    Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that ****, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
     
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    ok. um. i didn't read your post i just read the title of the thread. yeah. ok another one

    when they deliver the c*m pastries...

    "oh this is so warm!! so creamy!!!" *nasty semen drips out of their mouths*
     
    #14 darkwarrior, Apr 5, 2005
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    "Hey I think i've had this before"
     
    #15 moestavern19, Apr 5, 2005
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    That scene had me gagging. I think that is the closest I have ever been to vomiting in a theater just based on what I was seeing on screen. Horribly, hilariously disgusting.
     
    #16 RunninRaven, Apr 6, 2005
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    Same here, I dry heaved a couple of times. Now I find it hilarious.

    "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."
     
    #17 arkoe, Apr 6, 2005
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