The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

You posted this here as opposed to the D&D forum because on this topic there can be no debate.

 

this is better than the bacon and cheese weave that was posted a few weeks ago

 

#1: As opposed to which other snack food stadiums?

#2: Not nearly enough bacon.

#3: Upon further inspection, that doesn't really look all that difficult to make.

Roughly 50 Twinkies
Toothpicks to stack and separate Stadium inside from outside placed around some guacamole dip, lined with sour cream, with some queso on one end zone and some salsa on the other
Slim Jim Goal posts
Combo cracker players
Pepper jack and cheddar square helmets
Doritos, Cheetos, and snack assortment for the crowd.

Total cost is around $50. Probably less. I may create one for the Superbowl, with Bacon Stadium lighting, natch.

 

That. Is. Awesome.

 

Yeah, no way that costs $90. Not a fan of the Twinkie walls. Hot dogs in buns would be better.

 

Hell, I thought they were Kolaches...that would have been better...I just don't think Twinkies and guac/queso/salsa is a good match...but that's just me...

 

This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

 

I think the bacon wall and the sausage blimp is the reason for the high price.

 

Part of the wall should have been pigs in blankets -- the sky boxes.

 

Anyone else attempt to make this this weekend? Here was my rendition:










I couldn't ever get the stupid goal posts to stay up, though. Oh, and this only set me back $52.

 

Did i miss the mailing of those 3d glasses or something? I was like WTF when it was in 3d last night.

 

My heart hurts looking at those snack stadiums.

 

It looks like your Slim Jims were too big.