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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. BleedsRocketRed

    BleedsRocketRed Member

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    Stole this idea from another forum where the thread has been HILARIOUS!

    Let's see what you pimps and pimpettes get for responses!

    Some examples that I thought were hilarious...

    I'm going to try it here and post up the results. We shall see... :eek:
     
    #1 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009
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  3. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    upgrow? Is that like updoc?
     
    #3 Pizza_Da_Hut, Aug 3, 2009
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    anyone know jessica albas number?
     
    #4 RickRock713, Aug 3, 2009
  5. Harrisment

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    Ha, this could be fun.
     
    #5 Harrisment, Aug 3, 2009
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    no no no. Its "arrow grow."
     
    #6 dkoune, Aug 3, 2009
  7. BleedsRocketRed

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    Me: whats up
    Her: hey you. nadda bored
    Me: got a question for ya
    Her: ya
    Me: when ya gonna let me tap that
    Her: excuse me?
    Her: im gonna hit you tomorrow at work
    Me: ok i was just bored and was wondering
    Her: u dumbass lol
    Her: didnt hurt to try i guess
    Me: how was work btw?
    ...and so on, normal conversation
     
    #7 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009
  8. Harrisment

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    You work with this girl? Somebody is getting a visit from HR in the morning. :)
     
    #8 Harrisment, Aug 3, 2009
  9. BleedsRocketRed

    BleedsRocketRed Member

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    Nah shes cool as hell. We all screw around at work when were bored. Things have been a lot worse... lol
     
    #9 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
  10. LCII

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    haha..this thread has potential. i'll post my own up later.
     
    #10 LCII, Aug 4, 2009
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    Absolutely not! It means growgrux (that guy who changed his name - I think he used to go by Yetti)
     
    #11 Roxfan73, Aug 4, 2009
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    me: Hey shelli.

    her: Don!!! whats up babe.

    me: same old,same old. Well I just wanted to ask you something.

    her: whats that??

    me: When you gonna let me tap that?

    her: lmao!! uhh..try again honey.

    me: I'll pay you.

    her: lol. uhh no. where did this come from?? haha

    me: its just a joke. I really don't want to tap you. but can you at least send me nude pics of yourself ??

    her: haha good night hun.
     
    #12 dkoune, Aug 4, 2009
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    LMAO 5*** THREAD!

    Funny thing is I texted a random girl in my phonebook BEFORE I saw this thread...still waiting for a response though hehe :(
     
    #13 dafranchise0309, Aug 4, 2009
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    This one from a really good friend from school...

    Me:Hey you up?
    Her:Hey yeah im with chad and jess
    Me: sweet i gotta question
    Her:Yea whats up
    Me:When can I tap that
    Her:Shut up
    Me:Seriously
    Her:wtf...
    Her: jess says you nerd
    Her: you snt it to her too haha
    Me: haha yeah im just bored
    Her: come out to einsteins with us
    Me: that place sucks..
    ...and so on normal conversation
     
    #14 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
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    hahaha Good one!
     
    #15 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
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    Man im racking up my txt messages. Thank god for unlimited texting...

    Me: hey whats up
    Her: nothing trying to sleep
    Me: oh im sorry i gotta real quick ?
    Her: ya wut is it
    Me: when ya gonna let me tap that
    Her: you ****er
    ........??? long pause from her.
    Her: im tryin to sleep
    Me: sweet dreams
    Her: you loser
    ......?? long pause again.
    Her: ill call you tomorrow. u got sum explaining to do


    .... Uh oh lol :eek:
    I'm gonna do one more for now. brb with results.... All these are good friends so no worries on my end.
     
    #16 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
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    are you sure, i was worried
     
    #17 DrewP, Aug 4, 2009
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    So what if the girl responds, "uh ... you really want to?"
     
    #18 durvasa, Aug 4, 2009
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    ...or if she jokes back with, "come over whenever"...and you actually show up.
     
    #19 rezdawg, Aug 4, 2009
  20. rawool

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    Lol, that has actually happened to me once.

    She told me along the lines that she "might show up at my doorstep later tonight". I brushed it off thinking she was kidding, but she actually did.
     
    #20 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
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