Our roster would look more like this... Hampton’s Inn 5- Damian Lillard James Harden Trevor Ariza PJ Tucker Giannis Antentokounmpo (except he’s a career 38% 3 point shooter) Marc Gasol Clint Capela Zaza Pachulia (except he was a number 1 draft pick because he was talented) Austin Rivers And so on I think that stacks up a little more evenly. Hang on I’m not finished! Also, the whistle is in Harden’s favor and don’t blink or fart too hard around Giannis or Dame too, while Ariza and THE THICCNESS fk your squad up on the regular. Also the coach is probably better than D’Antoni. Also the owner is willing to pay luxury taxes. Also, ESPN loves the Rockets instead of the lowly Warriors who basically just can’t imagine why they don’t fall over dead from shame for even putting basketball sneakers on. We even now? Now instead of Klay Thompson they have Gordon and instead of Durant they have Capela. Also Cousins is really Nene and they HAVE to play Gerald Green and Danuel House out of necessity. NOW IT’S TIME TO PL-nah dangit I forgot one last bit of sauce for my perfect creation. This also includes inexplicable refereeing where the Warriors feel so slighted they put the league on blast but still, we get away with out of bounds gaffes, we never get technicals, we get to obliterate moving screens calls and any time we do actually foul the ever loving snot out of a guy our fans will chant “refs you suck” And then when we win, AND WE WILL....we’ll let some info out about shootarounds because THEY are the petty ones.
Lol no shame in losing to the warriors. No shame in losing to the most stacked team since...idk, the 80s Celtics? Or ever. No shame, no comments because all this place is for is to bludgeon keyboards with unrealistic expectations and shaming. Y’all don’t want to talk about the fact that it was never going to happen. Y’all just want your punching bags traded for other punching bags.
