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[Ryan Parker] Stern Song

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Hayesfan, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. Hayesfan

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    I giggled, thought I would share!!

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    forgot to add the lyrics...

    What's more real? Milli Vanilli or an NBA game?
    Where Amazing Happens or Blame It On The Rain?
    When the crooked ref exposed their dirty tricks,
    Was anybody shocked that the games were really fixed?

    We always knew that Jordan seemed to get all the calls,
    As the referees just looked the other way,
    That 20 dollar poster you've got hanging on your wall,
    Was a foul on his very final play,
    We always knew that Shaq was allowed a different game,
    Handing out destruction, now we learn,
    Late in his career the calls weren't the same,
    Thanks to Vince McMahon, er, I mean ... David Stern,

    What's more real? The WWE or an NBA game?
    The Lakers and the Celtics or Mick Foley's pain?
    I'd lay a hundred bills on a guy like John Cena,
    Cause a foul's not a foul when it depends on the arena,

    We always knew that Jordan seemed to get all the calls,
    As the referees just looked the other way,
    That 20 dollar poster you've got hanging on your wall,
    Was a foul on his very final play,
    We always knew that Shaq was allowed a different game,
    Handing out destruction, now we learn,
    Late in his career the calls weren't the same,
    Thanks to Vince McMahon, er, I mean ... David Stern,

    They're the very same person, they've just got a different name,
    It's Vince McMahon, er, I mean ... David Stern ...
     
  2. Tom Bombadillo

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    The stuff about Shaq is so true......
     
  3. Northside Storm

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    I loled.

    But if somoene actually wants to watch a "pure/real" sport...good luck with that. Even the playground has jackasses who call non-existant fouls for themselves.
     

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