ha! 1) a screen pass was devised by offensive football innovator Hyde Urflaus. it was conceived as a play that would allow offensive coordinators to enable and obscure the deficiencies of their silver spoon quarterbacks. the play is run to perfection when the qb throws the ball for no more than a 1-yard gain to a receiver standing still and who immediately is tackled by a cornerback. 2) a conference championship is a commonly misunderstood achievement in college football that was designed to complicate coaches' lives and mislead uninformed fans who value tangible measures of success. most coaches who are really good will tell you that a conference championship is completely unimportant in terms of being able to recruit studs and line your coffers with alumni money. hope these answers are helpful, Mackie!
