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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by ooliverb1, May 10, 2007.

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  1. ooliverb1

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    #1 ooliverb1, May 10, 2007
  2. Sextuple Double

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    So much for getting to the hole. We need to sign Longoria as a back-up PG to come off the bench and play that stifling D to deny all penetration.
     
    #2 Sextuple Double, May 10, 2007
  3. Kam

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    "Let this serve as a warning to any Phoenix Suns considering posting up Tony Parker ... he's in a state of mind right now that you want no part of. He will body you up with a fierceness usually only found in prison showers, and you might not like how it turns out."



    I..jeez.

    glad i retired from the NBA.

    I love me some Eva Longoria.
     
    #3 Kam, May 10, 2007
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    Mark Cuban says:" HAHA"

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    #4 lastopsuburb, May 10, 2007
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    Poor Tony, gonna have to settle for BJs from EVA LONGORIA until they get married. What a horrible problem to have.
     
    #5 bejezuz, May 10, 2007
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    Hopefully, after they get married, he'll sleep until after she puts on her makeup...
     
    #6 A-Train, May 11, 2007
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    depends, i know the pictures of her no-makeup vs makeup aren't exactly flattering.

    but you're telling me you wouldn't still hit this?

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    this was probably the "worst" no-makeup i could find of longoria...


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    granted, that's kinda bad, but there's another picture on the same page that doesn't look bad.

    that being said though, some actresses do look like **** without makeup on lol
     
    #7 TMac640, May 11, 2007
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    who is Tony Park?
     
    #8 across110thstreet, May 11, 2007
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    Tmac of Korea
     
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    How many of you are wishing you are that poor man? :p
     
    #10 pirc1, May 11, 2007
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    I don't care how hot a woman is - if she unilaterally decides there's going to be no sex for some period of time, she is not worth the trouble. It's just a matter of time before she starts using it as a weapon against you.

    As if it wasn't enough that she's a Spur(m)s fan, now this? She is officially dead to me.
     
    #11 GoatBoy, May 11, 2007
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    At least he can finish with either hands.
     
    #12 Sextuple Double, May 11, 2007
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    I don't know. If she can successfully deny him the penetration, then what's the fun in being able to finish with both hands?
     
    #13 ooliverb1, May 11, 2007
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    The MVP! :eek:
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    Steve Nash and his wife Alejandra
     
    #14 rocketman1979, May 11, 2007
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    lol. :D
     
    #15 Pringles, May 11, 2007
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    She, uh, has a nice tan?
     
    #16 fredthered, May 11, 2007
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    :eek:
    yuck
     
    #17 rhino17, May 11, 2007
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    haahahahaahahhaa
     
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    She looks like a man man. :D
     
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    [​IMG]

    Damn KG's wife is HOT
     
    #20 LFE171, May 12, 2007
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