Is it possible to sue the makers of the film for false advertisement? Salma Hayek has maybe 5 min max of screen time!!!! WTF is up with that?!?!?!?! Johnny Depp was pretty cool, but the movie freakin SUCKS! Do not watch it!
That reminds me of that movie that had Steven Segal in it and they played it up like a Steven Segal movie, but he dies in the first five minutes.
That movie was just way too much of everything -- blood, guts, funny colors used too much (reds and oranges),body count, and overkill of everything else. Like Jerry Brockenheimer (sp) trying to make an ultra-hip explosion movie. Not a good movie.
What a movie!!! What a horrible ******* movie. That movie is nothing like Desperado. That movie had the worst plot ever, they explained nothing. My friend and I can predict and fully understand what happens in every movie we see, but we were totally lost in that one. Many of the shooting scenes were totally unbelievable, and the animations of guys dying looked cartoonish, fake, and just plain stupid. I've seen a lot of funny movies and bad movies, but this was the first movie that after I walked out of, could not stop laughing because it was just so bad. The whole theatre was quiet and my friend and I were laughing our asses off at how BAD it was. I guess I kind of liked it because IT WAS SO BAD it was funny. Horrible movie though...Johnny Depp was funny though, he delivered a great performance, but everything else about it sucked!
Dude, just tell her that the movie didn't count because it sucked. Every girl knows that a guy gets three movie choices for every one chick flick for the simple reason that sitting through a pile of their manure gossiping crap is worse than pulling teeth.
I've tried. She doesn't agree. Several arguments are usually the result of us attempting to pick out movies.
Look at the 4 icons next to the time each post was made at, the far one on the right with the red arrow is reply to. What kind of a question this? This is grounds for ignore list approval.
