Why? Because he married Lisa Marie Presley over the weekend in Hawaii, that's why! http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/08/12/cage.presley.wedding.ap/index.html Dude, you should have never divorced Patricia Arquette!
I had read over the weekend that Lisa Marie was dating Cage, but I had no idea that it was that serious . One wonders how much scarring remains with her after her, ahem, *marriage* to Wacko Jacko (the British press' nickname, not mine).
She could be one of 72 virgins welcoming me to a heavenly paradise, but I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole!
Actually, Lisa Marie had a kid with her first husband (not Jacko - he was Hubby #2 - but some small-time musician). So if she's still a virgin, then her kid was the result of an immaculate conception. And you know what that means . . . .
I wonder if "You are not alone" was the song for their first dance... (yeah i know, i'm a r****d... ok ok!)
FRICK OFF . . . MIKE JACKSON IS STILL GREAT!!! Still I thought Mike was Crazy to Marry her. . . . Rocket River