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[NBA Draft] Zach Feinstein

Discussion in 'NBA Draft' started by blathersby, May 5, 2008.

  1. blathersby

    blathersby Member

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    I know, I know, he's an unknown. But he can bring this team to the next level! The Rockets need to SERIOUSLY consider him with the 25th pick.
    http://www.draftfeinstein.com/index.php

    Among his many strengths are...
    * Decision Making
    * Strong Work Ethic
    * High Basketball IQ
    * Endurance
    * Raises The Level Of Play Of His Teammates
    * Gives Same Level Of Intensity On Both Ends Of The Court

    Again, http://www.draftfeinstein.com/index.php

    He's so awesome, he'll make DD forget about VSpan.
     
  2. Hayesfan

    Hayesfan Member
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    Wow them's fighting words.

    Pause while I click the links....

    SNORT! You are so right, he is definitely right up Dada's alley...

    but can he shoot a three???

    (you know we tease because we love ya DD)
     
  3. giddyup

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    You know... this could be a thing that is not good...

    If you look closely, you can see the shadow of the cheerleading trampoline at the bottom of the picture.
     
  4. blathersby

    blathersby Member

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    Pfft. The guy steals "Like a Time Square Rolex." I dismiss your claims about the amazing Zachary Feinstein.
     
  5. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH OKOGIE ONLY FAN
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    Why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!
     
  6. jasonemilio

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    I would also like to apply myself for the draft. I feel I have the necessary credentials too.

    My Profile

    Strengths:

    -5'8, 165 lbs
    -flexible
    -25 inch vertical (but deceptive at times)
    -low center of gravity
    -quickness
    -high IQ
    -toughness
    -ball handling ability

    Weaknesses:

    -highest level of competition was in the Boys & Girls Club basketball league
    -cheerleaders
    -dirty dishes
    -can't palm a basketball



    So what do you guys think? I feel like I have a good shot too
     
  7. blathersby

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    Oh my gosh... Could you imagine the havoc if half of ClutchFans registered for next year's NBA Draft?
     
  8. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH OKOGIE ONLY FAN
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    Nice. I'll give it a shot too.

    Strengths:

    -5'10, 140 lbs
    -would be a fan favorite in Utah
    -has fully operating legs
    -moves faster than most inanimate objects
    -high IQ
    -glue guy
    -passionate about the game
    -very coachable
    -does not smoke weed (or use any other drugs), drive drunk, go to strip clubs, fight pitbulls, rape women, or assault fans/teammates/others, make anti-semitic comments, strangle coaches, or skip team flights to go to the Superbowl

    Weaknesses:

    -has never played basketball (or any other sport)
    -fragile, small frame
    -video games, books containing swords and sorcery
    -does not enjoy any physical activities that do not most commonly take place in a bed
     

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