[Movie] Oregon Trail

As long as they keep it realistic and the Oxen drown trying to ford the river.

That **** always pissed me off.

 

Sura faints from dysentery

 

I did what I could to kill off my family members I named as kids I hated in elementary school, when I succeeded killing them off due to drowning or snake bite I quenched my thirst for women by stroking my keys with mavis beacon.

 

Classic game. I have my students play a modified version once in awhile.

I remember always dying of cholera. WTH.

 

I pretty much just spent all my time hunting squirrels.

 

http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html

 

this is the only thing i can say that i have played but have no recollection of playing, still its awesomeness is imprinted in my brain

 

this looks terrible

 

That's over 14,000 pounds of meat.

But son, we can only take back 10 pounds.

 

lol @ gullible people

 

I can't think of Oregon Trail without this epic post by professorjay from the 2009 playoffs photoshop thread.

 

here lies poop

 

I used to spend hours lying awake at night, thinking of clever quips to put on my gravestone.

 

You show how aged you are when you mention names you'd give the people.

"Eazy E has died of typhoid"
"Axl Rose has drowned"

 

Somewhere in my father's family lore, there is a story about a branch of the family that headed west and lost 8 daughters to cholera on the way. Unbelievable.

 

I missed this! Pure gold.

 

Oregon Trail!!! I loved loved playing it in elementary school.

A few of us finally reached to Oregon! Of course, I played again.