English paper today reports Lay has ascrammed! I wonder if he is going to disappear for good, or reappear dead. Speculation is he is trying to avoid being served papers at one of his NINE houses...I think the dude's a goner.
The Houston Chronicle is reporting that Lay was spotted in Houston today. They didn't give any details, however. Hey wait...I forgot....I've got an Enron joke! Q: What do Enron and a condom have in common? A: After one Lay, neither is worth anything anymore!
Uh, don't want to date myself but it was actually a real paper (which I left in my local pub). Not the most reliable since it was one of the tabloids, but...
Don't feel bad. The REAL stuff is still much better. My friend told me a while ago that they did find him and he has "agreed to testify." Yeah, right after the Justice Dept. said they'd kick his ass if he didn't.
